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Sunday, April 6, 2008

Apparently there is something called the “WORLD WIDE WEB”


“Kim have you heard of the new thing out there I believe it's called L O A? “


“Mom..do you mean AOL?"


  • It frightens me now that Facebook has a suggestion box called , “People you MAY know.”..how the hell does Facebook know I might know these people? ...Listen to me Mr. Facebook, you don’t know nothin' about who I MIGHT know.
  • I am bothered by Itunes now making suggestions as to what artist or song I am looking for. The minute I start typing in the search box it makes guesses for me, such as when I typed in “AM” it started flashing, did you MEAN Amy Winehouse? America’s Next Top Model? Amy Adams? America?...How about you stop damn rushing me ITunes? What, you got plans or something to do so you feel like rushing me? You got some big Itunes orgy to attend to after this that? Or some Itunes Tupperware party you're late for? Stop friggen rushing me, I don’t like humans completing my sentences, let alone computer programs with 7.0 frames.
  • Why does Kaza keep coming back to me like a bad ex boyfriend? I know it does bad things to my hard drive, infecting it with viruses I cannot rid of, so why do I keep going back? I keep deleting it, telling Kaza to just stay away from me, but sure enough months later , I can't seem to find the new Britney single and I know Kaza has it, I can just feel it, I know getting back with it will only give me yet another virus I cant get rid of, but I always tell myself, just one night, I will just do it for one night and then never again. Fuck you Kaza! Fuck you and you’re huge…umm…song selection!
  • Why is MySpace the most ghetto website on the web?MySpace is like that trashy friend you keep around just to make you feel better about yourself..."well hey life isn't so bad, Krystal just got pregant by her cousin!" Myspace is for everyone who never went to school, works as a hairdresser and strips on the weekends GhettoSpace has become so old news I had to delete mine. I couldn’t even stand to get comments anymore, people would comment on my page and I would get angry just looking at them, all I could think was “comments are so 2006!” And why do people who are in relationships write on each other's pages? "Hey George too bad you couldn’t get it up last night, but I really am impressed with your HTML skills!”

16 Cizz-omments:

Jocular Schlemiel said...

Itunes tupperware party....classic! I gotta clean up the milk that spilled out of my nose.

Kat said...

omg my mom is seriously the exact same way about things like that

NYCPonderings Chick said...

@joc- glad it spilled out of your nose, sign of true laughter

@kat- yes, moms tend to be good like that

JanelleGrace said...

Or when porn websites know where you live...?

Or maybe not.

NYCPonderings Chick said...

Jan I hear ya loud and clear on that one! how DO they know...

Lioux said...

“comments are so 2006!”

EVERYONE knows CIZZ-OMMENTS are where it's at!

I, personally, gave up on the World Wide Web ages ago. The 'Internets' are sooooooo much cooler.

NYCPonderings Chick said...

amen to that! i need to figure out this whole 'internet' thing..

surviving myself said...

Poor George.

MsPuddin said...

I got the new Britney single off of limewire. Not to brag or anything, just some underground inside scoop, cuz I’m so cool and stuff from having MySpace.

You know what got me OFF of MS, was blogging. Lol Blogging is the new crack…

NYCPonderings Chick said...

it's george's own fault!!

bloggin IS the new crack...limewire...hmm i must check out this supposed "music program"..

surviving myself said...

but he's had a lot of stress at work lately okay????

So@24 said...

Since when did Facebook get so "all up in yo' grill" about shit?

NYCPonderings Chick said...

well maybe GEORGE out to be less stressed and start taking some little blue pills before he gets dumped...

Facebook is the new myspace stalkerness... it wanted my DNA last week

modelbehavior said...

haha - ghettospace. Uz hilarious.

jesslovesnyc said...

I love your blog! (First time here, found it through Miss Adventurous's blog!)

Just wanted to say hi...and you can use Limewire or something else instead of Kazaa, it's less virus-y!!

Heather said...

Somehow people from high school keep finding me on myspace (despite the fact that I used a fake name, weird), and they leave me those ultra classy glittery comments with cartoon characters and shit. It's humiliating, but I'd feel like a total dick if I deleted them. Glittery myspace graphics are my cross to bear, apparently. I totally know how Jesus felt.