In Honor of Hanukkah starting at sunset tomorrow, I have composed a rap:
Now some of ya’ll might celebrate this and some of ya’ll don’t,
Some of ya’ll might get wit this and some of ya’ll wont,
So let me clear my throat…
All my Jews with a 100 dolla dreidel put your hands up
With a 50 dolla dreidel put your hands up
You gotta 20 dollar dreidel put your hands up
Now, to all my ladies in the house if you got real Challa bread, real Kugel, you got a Temple...make some noise…
Now to all my brothers in the place who don’t give a damn about what them ladies talking about cause you just want to eat your Matzah balls. .make some noise…
