-Guy in rental car office giving you good deal for wearing a small tank top- $0
-Manager allowing you to cut the bathroom line at the beach club -$0
-Not having to pay for drinks at bar in bikini top with tiger print- $0
Damn I look good in my tiger bikini..You mean I wasn't supposed to show up in a cage at the beach?
-Pretending to not notice V-neck is distracting to doorman as you slip into hotel - $0
-Playing off an IQ of -3 to get out of talking to anyone at the bar- $0
God creating boobs – Priceless
This is me, on a mountain top, asking God for boobs
There are some things money can’t buy.
For everything else, there’s boobs.
For everything else, there’s boobs.
