-Guy in rental car office giving you good deal for wearing a small tank top- $0
-Manager allowing you to cut the bathroom line at the beach club -$0
-Not having to pay for drinks at bar in bikini top with tiger print- $0
Damn I look good in my tiger bikini..You mean I wasn't supposed to show up in a cage at the beach?
-Pretending to not notice V-neck is distracting to doorman as you slip into hotel - $0
-Playing off an IQ of -3 to get out of talking to anyone at the bar- $0
God creating boobs – Priceless
This is me, on a mountain top, asking God for boobs
There are some things money can’t buy.
For everything else, there’s boobs.
For everything else, there’s boobs.
8 Cizz-omments:
Ha never underestimate the power of cleavage!
MsP
Boobs, everywhere you want to be.
I don't have any! But you go girl! We women go through a lot and I think we deserve all the free stuff we can get!
@Mortar- It pays to Discover, boobs
@MSPuddin- I am pretty sure boobs are powerful enough to rule the world or at least make presidents cheat on their wives
@Model- ahhhh they just get in the way of a nice top anyways
Amen. I love boobs. Three cheers for the female body.
Although I still think it's hard to be a guy. We have to get bald, become fat, deal with diminished career expectations all the while knowing that our girlfriends/wifes are laughing at us because they'll live five years longer than us on average.
I like to rock white tiger stripes myself.
@ha- four cheers for the female body I say!
@Li- wow, that picture was so hot I can barely contain myself
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