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Friday, February 8, 2008

Friday's In Case You Missed: Lipstick Jungle

In case you missed Lipstick Jungle last night, let me recall a quick summary for you.

There are three women claiming to be in their late 30’s/early 40’s, all of whom appear to be nearing early 60’s.

Hey Marge, where's your pad bitch? ...let's go get some wine and talk about sex.

They live in houses…no wait, those are…NYC apartments? Oh right, I am sorry I forgot for a moment that they live in fantasy land. Unless one of these bitches is the Queen of England, they are by no means representing the ‘average’ working-woman apartment. Let me tell you, I am waiting for the show when one of these Gucci clad women comes home to her 121st street East Harlem pad, kicks the homeless guy off her doorstep and steps inside to the shit show of mice and bad plumbing... then folks, we got a cable television show.

First off, the one bitch who is a “fashion designer” appears to make more money then Pete Doherty’s drug dealer, and is dating some guy who flies around in a jet. Honey listen, if you are single and forty, you are lucky if a guy pays for your Metropass on the 181 bus, let alone has a flying machine.

Even worse is the one whose name I can’t figure out, Windy? Winnie? Winley? I prefer to call her, Whatthefuck? Or WTF. Well, WTF apparently has phone conversations with Leonardo DiCaprio. Which prompts me to the biggest question of all…when did heads of a major movie companies live in NYC? The answer is...they don't..they live in LA. Puh-lease bitch. And to top it off, The Leo does not CALL anyone. The Leo has people who call people for him. The Leo does not touch dirty things like ‘phones’, he is too busy tanning on a hammock drinking water made with diamonds.

The worst tragedy of all of course is the blond one who is trying to sleep with some hot 20-year old. First off, in real life, that dude would just want a job…or some kind of job, at least. Second off, your ‘revenge’ to some prick who is trying to mess with your company is to ‘oversalt’ his food at the table. Oh SNAP! Don’t oversalt my food, please, no stop, I might, become…DEHYDRATED!

The final scene ends in them crying and hugging. While the fashion bitch tries to make a witty comment about her roof deck.

It was simply too much to handle.

11 Cizz-omments:

kat said...

it was def one of the worst shows ever put out..not watching that again

Quarterlifegirl said...

Hahahha! Glad I didn't DVR that shit. Must be so hard to watch when you actually live on earth, hehe!

JanelleGrace said...

This is why I don't watch shows like this or Sex & The City.

Can they have a show about the less than rich people in New York? Show a few of them on the subway?

Anonymous said...

and what did all the husbands do..its like they always make them out to be the bad guys

NYCPonderings Chick said...

Seriously where is the SUBWAY?! i want a show not about the richest of the rich...when even the rich take the subway in NYC...and have mice in their apartments...and arent heads of fashion companies by age 22....when are we going to see something REAL?

LisaBinDaCity said...

Thanks for the overview, I missed it, (probably on purpose.) Not sure if it's bad lighting or what but those women looked OLD in the promos. WAY too old for their age!!!

NYCPonderings Chick said...

they really did look old!...even worse in HD!

March to the Sea said...

i was actually curious about this show..and I am a dude...

Anonymous said...

I know a lot of people who DVR'd it, but really it was hard to watch, although at least they didnt try to make it too much like sex and the city.

NYCPonderings Chick said...

I actually wonder how many GUYS saw this show, or wanted to see this show

modelbehavior said...

I couldn't of ripped this show apart better myself. It's really sad becuase you can SEE the difference in budget between this and Sex and the City (while insane for it's own reasons, actually managed to mimick the glamorous with actual designer clothes.)

Lipstick Fungus. Sad story.