Look at this bitch, I bet she grows up to be real attractive,
someone please tell her that horse isn't real
So I am going to be out of commission until the beginning of next week, being that it's my birthday this weekend and all. Essentially I feel as though being drunk on only one day of the week is never enough, I hope to be more toasted than a cashew stuck in a homeless man's tooth.
And if you think I am going to tell you how old I am turning, that is bullshit, I wont...but if you want to go ahead and get all Nancy Drew on me, then I only have four words for you, 'Blogger Profiles'.
I own that dress
But back to my original thought, you should all know that Saturday night if you find me laying in a gated bush in the Meatpacking district, wearing some kind of glitter heels and a tierra, just know, I probably look better than last year.
Anyone remember when Toonces the Driving Cat drove the golf cart drunk?..... you people suck
(Update- Fine, fuck you, I guess he is driving a 'lawnmower')
15 Cizz-omments:
Happy Birthday!
Maybe wear a T-shirt that says "It's My B-Day, B**ch!" - That way if they find you laying in a bush somewhere, covered in glitter, they will just nod their heads and go "very good."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND!
HAppY BirtHdaY!!! Get shitface and blog about it!
@Jarod- thanks for the t shirt idea, you may be on to something there...
@Quarter-THANKS DEAR!
@MSP- very good place, hopefully i wont blog while i am actually shitfaced cause it might end up looking like a bunch of letters and numbers
Happy birthday!! Have a great time, drink lots and make out with several random strangers.
Ready to start the second quarter-century of your life?
@haha- I actually plan on making out with several ex boyfriends, which is just about close enough to strangers!
@mortar- what is in store for me now? balding? memory loss? dentures?
Happy Birthday Miss Thang!
Now go out and party your patootie off ;-)
Happy Birthday! Love the vision of you passed out in a tiara. When was the party? Did I miss it or is it coming up?! Goddammit!
I can't believe you referenced "The Secret of the Old Clock"! That's hilarious!
I knew there was a reason I read this blog...
PS- You ve been tagged!!
THANKS GUYS FOR THE B DAY WISHES!!!
OMG I actually remember reading that book in the 5th grade...
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