As we look upon the Olympics to restore our sense of pride and nationalism
I look at the waving flags, team unity,
proud athletes
and smiling faces in the crowd...and all I can think is...
Damn, I would have to hit every keg on the block to ever
fuck Michael Phelps without him putting some kind of paper bag over that face.
My eyes! Somebody burn my eyes!
6 Cizz-omments:
Now you know how we feel when we look at Mariah Carey. I consider us even now.
really? Mariah Carey..I mean there is something off about that face of hers but I just thought it was one too many botox shots...
I don't mind her face that much. You think your second shot of Phelps is how he looks when he....you know
Chick.... you're right. There is something about her face. Once you come to the realization that her mom banged either a Koala Bear or a Groundhog, you'll realize exactly what it is too!
Schlemiel.... her bank account makes her prettier. It does that to truly "nothing" women. How else would one explain Paris Hilton?
On some level I agree because if I saw Michael Phelps in a bar and didn't know who he was, which I didn't until this Olympics, I'd be like "eh, maybe after a few more drinks and if there are no other prospects." But, now after learning so much about him, including how he spends every hour of his day (thanks NBC!), and how nice he is, and how AWESOME his abs are, and how FAMOUS he is, I sort of wish he turn down all the big boob blonds who are sure to be waiting for him when he gets back to the U.S. and ask for my hand in marriage.
oh come on, you know you would still hit it...
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