tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post991417680917091884..comments2023-06-24T02:38:15.208-07:00Comments on SELFABSORBED.ME: Dating Do's and Don'ts (also know as- dating advice from a Shallow Bitch)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-40673665139246172442008-01-18T05:48:00.000-08:002008-01-18T05:48:00.000-08:00@So-timberlands are a no...notice the club signs? ...@So-timberlands are a no...notice the club signs? no hats, no timbs..that is like my date sign<BR/>@MS- it can be very hard...I think Gas-Ex quite helps the situationKim & Dichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157760321479220246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-1033867850472236762008-01-17T15:26:00.000-08:002008-01-17T15:26:00.000-08:00I hate dating. It’s so hard not to fart in front ...I hate dating. It’s so hard not to fart in front of strangers.<BR/><BR/>Guys like bitches and girls likes assholes and so the world turns…MsFreshBananaPuddinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05890007816284521647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-59035910756663134962008-01-17T10:40:00.000-08:002008-01-17T10:40:00.000-08:00Women DO love assholes!Fuck me, that's what I've b...Women DO love assholes!<BR/><BR/>Fuck me, that's what I've been doing wrong this entire time. Time to shed the Teddy Ruxpin in me.<BR/><BR/>PS. How do you feel about wearing Timberlands?<BR/><BR/>Anybody? Anybody?So@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-68237514186893520612008-01-16T21:35:00.000-08:002008-01-16T21:35:00.000-08:00@brook-yes, very very old people do@anon-ummm ALWA...@brook-yes, very very old people do<BR/>@anon-ummm ALWAYS<BR/>@guest- i am going to have to look up this carhartt individual<BR/>@jay- or gray with white trim alsoKim & Dichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157760321479220246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-45190164546063087512008-01-16T21:33:00.000-08:002008-01-16T21:33:00.000-08:00@joc- you actully say 'oh shit' ?@model- thanks la...@joc- you actully say 'oh shit' ?<BR/>@model- thanks lady, and yes, maine is quite the place for the beanKim & Dichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157760321479220246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-87993711892369095312008-01-16T20:21:00.000-08:002008-01-16T20:21:00.000-08:00nothing is worse then red with white trim as well....nothing is worse then red with white trim as well...and what about the dudes in maine who all the own is llbean...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-84869015294322051602008-01-16T15:54:00.000-08:002008-01-16T15:54:00.000-08:00In addition to LLBean, Carhartt is also off limits...In addition to LLBean, Carhartt is also off limits.guestofaguesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08249158313349668134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-16903455423531413632008-01-15T10:07:00.000-08:002008-01-15T10:07:00.000-08:00do you keep extra jello on hand also in case of em...do you keep extra jello on hand also in case of emergency 'yelling' sessions??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-13552876649068141602008-01-15T08:28:00.000-08:002008-01-15T08:28:00.000-08:00Do people actually still date?Do people actually still date?Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17589721311862420651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-59758883264318242712008-01-15T08:01:00.000-08:002008-01-15T08:01:00.000-08:00THIS was the funniest thing I've read all week. LL...THIS was the funniest thing I've read all week. <BR/><BR/>LLBean is only for people who live in Maine. Showing up naked is genius, because then we can really assess your body and decide if I'd ever want to have sex with you right off the bat. See, that's nice! We're saving everyone's time!modelbehaviorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441344536172564833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-20301353403138270342008-01-15T06:01:00.000-08:002008-01-15T06:01:00.000-08:00I don't think I've ever screamed a chick's name. T...I don't think I've ever screamed a chick's name. There may have been an "oh shit", but never a name.Potsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06791927110461596918noreply@blogger.com