tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post6649685749295506879..comments2023-06-24T02:38:15.208-07:00Comments on SELFABSORBED.ME: In One Week I Need Your VoteUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-91202332266395591832008-10-27T01:36:00.000-07:002008-10-27T01:36:00.000-07:00honey, whoever told you that you have to give up t...honey, whoever told you that you have to give up that coke habit lied to you...MsFreshBananaPuddinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05890007816284521647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-51982701873676116662008-10-25T16:50:00.000-07:002008-10-25T16:50:00.000-07:00Put on your (new) green tube top, go party like it...Put on your (new) green tube top, go party like it's 1981 and thank goodness you're not Zen Denizen's age?ZenDenizenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14005775186817411944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-13567974934006777332008-10-23T20:09:00.000-07:002008-10-23T20:09:00.000-07:00I was just discussing the topic of birthdays with ...I was just discussing the topic of birthdays with my cousin this evening! He turns 26 today and I turned the big 2-6 in June and we've realized that it's just not as exciting to have a birthday anymore. Gone are the days of celebrating your birthday with balloons and clowns and ponies and body shots and karaoke and one-night stands, and here are the days of celebrating your birthday by going to work in the morning and eating a cupcake that you will probably feel bad about in the morning.<BR/><BR/>Sad.Subway Galhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15664924638273229977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-40584053536574397122008-10-22T14:43:00.000-07:002008-10-22T14:43:00.000-07:00Please come to LA and celebrate.Thanks.xoxo,So@24Please come to LA and celebrate.<BR/><BR/>Thanks.<BR/><BR/>xoxo,<BR/>So@24So@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-57848305095346774642008-10-22T14:35:00.000-07:002008-10-22T14:35:00.000-07:00Girlfriend, I vote for: Speed-walk around the mal...Girlfriend, I vote for: Speed-walk around the mall at 8am, then go home and complain about my arthritis..In fact, I'll do it with you, I have some bitchin to do, as I'm still not over my 30th Birthday last year, I've been feeling the old blues all year, and need therapy as to why not one single friend remembered the BAD day, and cooincidentially, my family was all dispersed on vacations, the only one who remembered was my twin, go figure, and that was a 1am call from Colorado drunk singing into my voice mail! So, Yea, speed walking, I'm all about it, arthritis, here I come! <BR/>-BackBay gal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-9818357329744221092008-10-22T12:13:00.000-07:002008-10-22T12:13:00.000-07:00Complain about how your grandchildren don't call a...Complain about how your grandchildren don't call anymore and keep telemarketers on the phone for a long time to discuss how much your bones hurt.<BR/><BR/>Happy birthday.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-69723307885314103052008-10-22T10:04:00.000-07:002008-10-22T10:04:00.000-07:00Buy a pint of your favorite ice cream, eat the who...Buy a pint of your favorite ice cream, eat the whole thing, then realize that you are lactose intolerant, and be sick for the rest of the day.Potsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06791927110461596918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-21475951384738679392008-10-22T09:42:00.000-07:002008-10-22T09:42:00.000-07:00I think that maybe you should go with the Full Hou...I think that maybe you should go with the Full House reruns...cause they can make you cry and want to eat cookies all at the same time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-43951576231688065322008-10-22T09:13:00.001-07:002008-10-22T09:13:00.001-07:00You don't have to tell me about suck holiday b...You don't have to tell me about suck holiday birthdays. Try having one on New Year's Eve. Yeah, that's right. Quite the little tax break. Well lemme tell ya's all something... I've been shafted out of gifts and good times for quite some time now. "Oh, catch you next time. X-mas tapped me out".<BR/><BR/>Do what Uncle Cunning does, baby-doll. Have a day of NYCPonderings Chick. Lock the doors. Take no calls. Lay around in your underwear and be grumpy. Calories don't count on that day. If they did, I'd be pretty upset about the mega ben&jerry's ice cream fest I throw down. <BR/><BR/>*pats you on the head* Happy birthday, muffin.Cunning_Linguisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07346202583303076574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-23810599018729872652008-10-22T09:13:00.000-07:002008-10-22T09:13:00.000-07:00You don't have to tell me about suck holiday b...You don't have to tell me about suck holiday birthdays. Try having one on New Year's Eve. Yeah, that's right. Quite the little tax break. Well lemme tell ya's all something... I've been shafted out of gifts and good times for quite some time now. "Oh, catch you next time. X-mas tapped me out".<BR/><BR/>Do what Uncle Cunning does, baby-doll. Have a day of NYCPonderings Chick. Lock the doors. Take no calls. Lay around in your underwear and be grumpy. Calories don't count on that day. If they did, I'd be pretty upset about the mega ben&jerry's ice cream fest I throw down. <BR/><BR/>*pats you on the head* Happy birthday, muffin.Cunning_Linguisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07346202583303076574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-29302587059292435912008-10-22T08:56:00.001-07:002008-10-22T08:56:00.001-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Kim & Dichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157760321479220246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-80853270358459983592008-10-22T08:56:00.000-07:002008-10-22T08:56:00.000-07:00haha awww babe, I think you should def knit a swea...haha awww babe, I think you should def knit a sweater and then give it to me and I will sell it on ebay..<BR/><BR/>or also you can make pudding and complain about how milk isnt delivered to your door anymore..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com