tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post3722173556617875949..comments2023-06-24T02:38:15.208-07:00Comments on SELFABSORBED.ME: Just Another Jesus PostUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-7655330160926887052008-06-03T12:51:00.000-07:002008-06-03T12:51:00.000-07:00I think jesus could not only cure hangver, and tur...I think jesus could not only cure hangver, and turn your water into wine, but also get you into Pink Elephant without a damn cover charge!Kim & Dichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157760321479220246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-91435731522720097422008-06-03T12:27:00.001-07:002008-06-03T12:27:00.001-07:00but tanning is out of the question...especially in...but tanning is out of the question...especially in those shoes..not good for sand i hearAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-88069996872086753422008-06-03T12:27:00.000-07:002008-06-03T12:27:00.000-07:00Jesus actually goes to the Jersey shore often I he...Jesus actually goes to the Jersey shore often I hear..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-68035174783725206572008-06-01T20:30:00.000-07:002008-06-01T20:30:00.000-07:00I disagree. The best thing about being bffs4evs w...I disagree. The best thing about being bffs4evs with Jesus is turning water into wine.So@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-75959460754425223102008-06-01T15:41:00.000-07:002008-06-01T15:41:00.000-07:00"Vinny Put On Too Much Tanning Lotion Shore"I thin..."Vinny Put On Too Much Tanning Lotion Shore"<BR/><BR/>I think that definition of the Jersey Shore is in Webster's Dictionary.KJShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13621335556439037305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-71912140697698902492008-05-30T11:49:00.000-07:002008-05-30T11:49:00.000-07:00Oh man. See, I wrote something very similar to th...Oh man. See, I wrote something very similar to this. Check it out.<BR/><BR/>http://survivingmyself.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/the-man/<BR/><BR/>I think you, Jesus and I should hang out for sure.surviving myselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-36268630726969882822008-05-30T08:58:00.000-07:002008-05-30T08:58:00.000-07:00I actually partied with a guy named Moses in the H...I actually partied with a guy named Moses in the Hamptons this weekend and I wanted to yell all the time outside of clubs, "Yo I got Moses here and Jesus is on the way."<BR/><BR/>So I totally know how you feel.modelbehaviorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441344536172564833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-57622104389291471552008-05-29T11:46:00.000-07:002008-05-29T11:46:00.000-07:00I don't know. I think having Jesus as a best frie...I don't know. I think having Jesus as a best friend could have some negative drawbacks. You're trying to get to the bar before happy hour ends and he's feeding the hungry and clothing the naked. I'd be all, like, "Hey Jesus, they don't serve half-priced mini tacos all day. Let's get a move on." But it'd be really cool if he could cure your hangover. That'd be awesome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-79001797438134225732008-05-28T19:29:00.000-07:002008-05-28T19:29:00.000-07:00I always wanted one of the disciples as a best fri...I always wanted one of the disciples as a best friend..less pressure to do good things in my life i guessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com