tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post3190772801036734967..comments2023-06-24T02:38:15.208-07:00Comments on SELFABSORBED.ME: Shit'on, We Have A ProblemUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-26813861354138067902008-04-25T08:37:00.000-07:002008-04-25T08:37:00.000-07:00I agreee with Heather...ANON that was a seriously ...I agreee with Heather...ANON that was a seriously amazing story right there...Kim & Dichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157760321479220246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-26566910771036627822008-04-25T08:09:00.000-07:002008-04-25T08:09:00.000-07:00^That's the best thing I've ever heard.^That's the best thing I've ever heard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-75716747893970997922008-04-22T19:27:00.000-07:002008-04-22T19:27:00.000-07:00so how did it go? I personally tried to dump sham...so how did it go? I personally tried to dump shampoo in the toilet once, to create a fragrant lather, but it was so weird that I just came out of the bathroom and said, "hey, i just pooped, and i tried to cover it up by putting shampoo in the toilet to cover up the smell." And he married me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-18250613475744821352008-04-21T17:20:00.000-07:002008-04-21T17:20:00.000-07:00cant you just hold it??Man I feel you though, beca...cant you just hold it??<BR/><BR/>Man I feel you though, because I sh*t like three times a day. Do the shower thing and lock the door..don't forget to curtasy flush. <BR/><BR/>Oh! and bring baby wipes..;p<BR/><BR/>MsPMsFreshBananaPuddinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05890007816284521647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-4446566627261250162008-04-20T23:29:00.000-07:002008-04-20T23:29:00.000-07:00You could send him to the shop to buy you some cof...You could send him to the shop to buy you some coffee? Donuts? Something that will give you some time to be alone and clear up the stench and evidence.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16378637266179966793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-10832136253385802402008-04-20T23:28:00.000-07:002008-04-20T23:28:00.000-07:00LOL! I am glad that I'm not the only one who has a...LOL! I am glad that I'm not the only one who has actually come up with shitting plans and routes. I generally wake up at an ungodly hour to take a dump ... Then take a shower.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16378637266179966793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-65280460665862212672008-04-20T10:58:00.000-07:002008-04-20T10:58:00.000-07:00You's a brave girl posting this. Here's another v...You's a brave girl posting this. Here's another vote for shower time...ZenDenizenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14005775186817411944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-53618048877809570012008-04-19T08:25:00.000-07:002008-04-19T08:25:00.000-07:00Try to coordinate it with when you take a shower, ...Try to coordinate it with when you take a shower, so the shower will be running and all of your hygiene products will cover any smell. <BR/><BR/>Otherwise, invest in Poo-Pourri (www.poopourri.net). I've never personally used it, but it sounds fascinating.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16851314460835212937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-4660419846395042242008-04-18T19:44:00.000-07:002008-04-18T19:44:00.000-07:00Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is ver...Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the <A HREF="http://dieta-brasil.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">Dieta</A>, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://dieta-brasil.blogspot.com. A hug.<A HREF="8430038614" REL="nofollow"></A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-68780534106527065922008-04-18T14:42:00.000-07:002008-04-18T14:42:00.000-07:00This is so funny I can't even take it seriously, a...This is so funny I can't even take it seriously, although it's a serious matter. Next week I'm posting the funniest I shat and a guys house story ever. That's a promise.modelbehaviorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441344536172564833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-12635397429162570772008-04-17T21:08:00.000-07:002008-04-17T21:08:00.000-07:00Just take an entire 24-count box of Imodium. You ...Just take an entire 24-count box of Imodium. You won't shit again until 2009.Ha Ha Soundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09545196323391055102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-48326488380189245982008-04-17T11:49:00.000-07:002008-04-17T11:49:00.000-07:00wow, i have to say you all have seriously good sug...wow, i have to say you all have seriously good suggestions and I feel like you put a lot of time and energy into your shitting suggestions....ok so the majority of you are saying wait until my shower time or until we are out somewhere at a restaurant?? I can tell the whole' him showering' is a fast process, although I feel like a good 3 or 4 minutes might be fine, no?Kim & Dichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157760321479220246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-23036393985633725342008-04-17T10:53:00.000-07:002008-04-17T10:53:00.000-07:00Firstly, the whole going while out of his house is...Firstly, the whole going while out of his house is the wrong move...unless you crap as quickly as you can pee, we know what's up. Even worse, the only time men truly think is when sex is involved, and if you take an extended amount of time he may think you're on the rag. <BR/><BR/>The idea of going while he's in the shower is ideal, but can you time your BMs to sync up with his showers? <BR/><BR/>The absolute perfect moment though is after you have sex, which of course could be some uncomfortable sex, because once he's done and you do the typical "girl runs into the bathroom" thing, he won't care what you're doing in there and will probably be asleep by the time you get back...<BR/><BR/>But realistically, just go when you need to and if it takes some time, just say you thought you felt nauseous from whatever you ate earlier that day and close with you're fine now.No Longer Activehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09319316273308427502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-75655669497321184192008-04-17T09:16:00.000-07:002008-04-17T09:16:00.000-07:00i think most women are toilet cloggers. They try ...i think most women are toilet cloggers. They try and hide it, but it's true.<BR/><BR/>well, some of them try and hide it.surviving myselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-50137124920894275742008-04-17T08:35:00.000-07:002008-04-17T08:35:00.000-07:00Ok, #1. run the water in the sink while you go. #2...Ok, #1. run the water in the sink while you go. #2. It's a HOUSE not an apartment so I'm pretty sure there's more than one bathroom?? Go to the most secluded area. #3. avoid fruit all weekend - pretty much avoid fiber. #4. No Olestra (so no light chips, pringles, etc.) #5. Restaurants are always a good idea. <BR/><BR/>Good luck, soldier!Frankly, Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05921843035124478120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-39341364596306291142008-04-17T08:12:00.000-07:002008-04-17T08:12:00.000-07:00I have a few points:First, definitely use another ...I have a few points:<BR/><BR/>First, definitely use another bathroom in the house when he is showering. HOWEVER, guys do not shower longer, so you'll have to produce an insta-shit. <BR/><BR/>Second, dropping a duece while the shower is running is a great idea. He'll get the idea if the door is locked or unlocked<BR/><BR/>Third, if he is a smart guy, he should know that he needs to leave the house in the morning to get coffee, which allows you the necessary amount of time to flush your system.Potsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06791927110461596918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6710229321159449357.post-2199713045724544242008-04-17T07:23:00.000-07:002008-04-17T07:23:00.000-07:00f he has a guest bathroom, i say use that when HE ...f he has a guest bathroom, i say use that when HE is in the shower.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com